We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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