But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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