I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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