How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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