So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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