all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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