I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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