walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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