Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
worst night to have a conscience
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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