Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops