you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine