He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?