ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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