I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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