Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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