Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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