Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
where are you?
Hypothermia
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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