who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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