Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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