I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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