Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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