God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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