My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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