There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm too high and old for this...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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