We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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