all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
