I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.