I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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