Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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