I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
ttyl tear gas
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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