So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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