This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
