She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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