Nicole vs. Life
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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