Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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