god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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