I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
