Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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