I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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