I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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