Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I had to cum in my sink.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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