Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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