dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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