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everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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