Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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