Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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so let's talk penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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