My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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