the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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