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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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