I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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