I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
