At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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