yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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