I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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