I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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