this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize